I just saw a hot homeless man
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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