Me too!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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