Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you didnt know i had herpes?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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