Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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