I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I want to be your penis for a week.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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