I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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