I'm jealous of your bromance
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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