I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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