It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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