after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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