I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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