I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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