no. you can't hotbox the world.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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