But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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