Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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