He is an equal opportunity slut.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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