Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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