I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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