I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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