He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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