Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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