Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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