Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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