i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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