I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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