That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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