dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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