I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You need Xanax blowdarts
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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