I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I want her autograph on my taint
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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