I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He shit in the fireplace
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