forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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