Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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