They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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