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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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• (805): View more from California

  you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.

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  ...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD

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  pray to him

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  I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening

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