If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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