Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.