i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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