I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My balls are so social today.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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