I wanna passion pit in your ass
Welp...herpes.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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