all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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