used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
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I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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