I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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