Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
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You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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