i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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