This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
why is half of my head shaved?
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