I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So vagazzling was a success
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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