Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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