Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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