It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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