Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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