He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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