I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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