On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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