3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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