from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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